Saturday, September 24, 2005

Urgent recommendations

Dear President Bush,

Congratulations on the handling of our Hurricane Rita disaster.

Urgent Recommendations:

...Use environmental engineers to retrieve and cultivate the Louisiana coastal wetlands

...Accept the offer of Dutch engineers to rebuild New Orleans

...See that it becomes law that animals can accompany their owners into shelters

...Redistribute the oil production away from the cluster of the Gulf

...Vigorously pursue and release to the public alternate energy sources

...Put the wide-open spaces of the upper midwest to use for energy production

...Stay on the alert for terror attacks that would ride the tail of these disasters

...Drive oil and gas prices down so we don't have to have an "imaginary Christmas"

Respectfully submitted,

copyright 2005 Red Convertible Travel Series

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