“Do you want
to go fishing?” man-of-the-house asks.
Not really. I can do without
a gazillion mosquitoes and humidity so thick it soaks through my everything. Welcome
to the Deep South. I groan and try to think of an acceptable excuse: I’m
sick; I have a deadline; I have someplace to go. Guilt overrides. You should
spend time together. What if this is your last day? But I’m a Lucille Ball-type klutz.
say I am not water savvy is an understatement. Our last jaunt, I tilted the
boat within a fraction of dumping us into DeSoto Lake. I didn't hand him the
right gear. I couldn't get over the seats without stumbling. And the list goes
on. I was so inept I earned, “The most failures” award.
keeps trying. “Bring your book. I’ll put in a lawn chair for you.
let’s go." The guys are off to the truck. Buckshot follows two steps behind at
the exact same pace. He’ll even wait to eat when he does, no matter how late in
the day it is. They give and receive love and loyalty.
I did what I
did not want to do. I got into the truck with that something-dreadful-will-happen-feeling
in my gut. Buckshot rode shotgun while I clutched my coveted bag of mosquito
repellent, reading material, paper, and pens. I prayed. I prayed hoping I would
have a sufficient balance in my “prayed ahead” account.
2: At a bar pit, small lake, the m-o-t-h says “Mules were the muscle used to
haul the earth out to build the dam. The MS River gladly filled them in.” He hands
me the boat rope. “Don’t let it get away.
worry I’ll mess up.
The shallow water is carpeted inches
thick with green algae. He backs the boat trailer into the lake, but the boat won’t
float off. The rear wheels of the truck are submerged a good 18”. He wades in
over his knees and shoves. The boat moves enough to float. “Don’t let it get away."
My stomach is traveling to my throat. My mouth is dry. I'm sweating bullets.
The 16 year-old Bravada eases up the
bank. The stern turns toward
the bank. I am powerless. “STOP!!!!” He can't hear me over the motor. The trailer wheel catches the boat and shoves it up on the bank. It will take two men to extract it from the trees and launch it.
I'm sick I wasn't prayed up.
He thinks he’s home free, gets out, and
sees the damage. He turns his back on the situation and does a perfect and sincere Philo Bedo imitation, "Why me Lord."
Upset beyond words, he glares at me. “Why didn't you let go of the rope? I could have waded out and caught it.”
2014 Red Convertible Travel Series
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